Sunday, February 27, 2011
The Offices of "Crazy and Crazier"
Have you ever worked some place that makes you ask yourself everyday " how the hell did I end up working here with these people?" Well that is how I feel every day at my job. I work for small financial company in the loop and I really think that half of the people there know that this is the best they will ever do in life so they try and screw with everyone else so that they can feel important. We call this flock of black hearted voltures " Management." Then you have their hatchlings that really only do what the volutures tell them we call them " section managers." Last but not least we have a bipolar wildbeast who suffers from lameness and social ackwardness who attacks people whenever she gets ready. We call her a team leader. This group of loosers travels around in packs preying on the weak (or workers like myself). No one likes the wildbeast because she's a dumbass in every sense of the word. She also doesn't like for anyone to talk if she is not involved in the conversation. She never hesitates to jump in the middle of a conversation to break it up or make it sound as if it is the dumbest conversation. I can tell she has no friends because she doesn't know how to talk to people. I wonder what she would do if some one just slapped her one day as she was giving out orders. I would love to see that. She also sounds like a cross between a piggy and goofy when she laughs. The sound of her laughter would do far worse that make dogs cry or shatter glass. It would more so make someone want to scratch their eyes out. Job market hurry up and do better because its not fair to have a wildebeast standing at your desk everyday for no reason.
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